Sunday, January 10, 2010

TIGER WOODS PART 2

like GM--CHRYSLER--BANKS--WALL ST--AIG--the big question:

IS TIGER WOODS TOO BIG TO FAIL?

now there's a question worthy of a KOAN!
"a what?"
KOAN!
"sounds like a Jewish ice cream"
not THAT kind of CONE!--or COHN---a Zen Buddhist KOAN! Like: what is the sound of one hand applauding?
"ooohh, that's deep"
I'll bring it up to date--what is the sound of one golf club swinging?
MM---------OO-------------------NN-------------------EE---------------YY!!!!!!!!!
money! money! money! money! money! money! "
"so TIGER WOODS is a KOAN?"
a living KOAN! THE perfect POSTER BOY OF KOAN! a man of many faces--mysterious--a connundrum--living in a parallel universe!
"a parallel what?"
two universes--he screws up in this universe--and the other universe straightens him out!
"I need a drink!!-----hey, what about the question?"
get yourself a double shot--you're gonna need it for this one
"oh no---not another KOAN?"
no, but close-------IS TIGHER WOODS TOO BIG TO FAIL?
YES!
IS TIGER WOODS NOT TOO BIG TO FAIL?
YES!


tiger woods part 3 next

2 comments:

  1. Lemmie have a shot of what you're drinking, Kwayzar!

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  2. All Tiger needs to do is play golf.

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